Well, Me & The wife got together one day and thought… what if the universe
was in harmony and drivers had sponsers that were reflections of themselves.

What did we come up with?

Kevin Harvick- Ritalin
Sterling Marlin- Hooked On Phonics
Jr. – Trojins
Jeff Gordon-NAMBLA
Ward Burton- NRA
Jimmy Spencer- Krispy Kreme
Ryan Newman- Head & Shoulders (get it?)
Todd Bodine- Crappy Car Insurance Company

What ya got?