NASCAR and Stockcar Racing

RPG — Martinsville — MXM

Mr. Random sez:

18
34
2
40
9

39
16
8
38
5

So we’re talkin’ about:

18      17      Matt Kenseth    Ford    
34      175     Mike Garvey     Dodge  
2       12      Ryan Newman     Dodge  
40      09      Johnny Sauter   Dodge  
9       97      Kurt Busch      Ford    

And from the far reaches of Moral Victory Mountain,
where the air is pure and the stars are just a
stretch away, we now catch a glimpse of how the
race will be run:

1. #17 MK will finish 39th or below.

2. #175 Mike Garvey, age 42, who dnf’d at Atlanta
in March for his sole race this year, has had
some success in ASA and Hooters and will FINISH
IN THE TOP 16.  <We’re already collecting MV points
on this prediction up in the stratosphere.  Ooooh,
I feel righteous, righteous!>

<Yes, I’m celebrating now.  I don’t think this
is going to feel so good tomorrow.>

3. #12 RN will beat #8 Jr.

4. #09 Johnny Sauter, another ASA star (2001
champ), in his second Cup season, has made
the show for the first time this year.  He
will finish 38th or above.

5. #97 KB will not finish above 5th.

Bonus: Jr. will be sidelined by the flu.
Johnny Benson will take his place and
finish a respectable 10th.

                                Marty

                        Marty

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