I don’t remember where I got this:

Top 10 signs you’re at a NASCAR fan’s funeral:

10: Casket features an exact replica of Mikey’s paint scheme.  Cutaway
version is available to see special features of the casket

9: Deceased is referred to as being "out of the race for the chase"

8: Heart-stirring eulogies delivered by Mike Joy and Jeff Hammond

7: "Amazing Grace" performed by nine-year-old girl from Bristol, TN.

6: Only the first 43 cars allowed in procession to burial site.

5: Hearse referred to as "pace car"

4:  Cars in procession weave back and forth to clean off tires

3:  Cars caught speeding leaving chapel must go the back of
procession.

2:  First-time mourners have yellow stripe on the back of the their
cars.

1: No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel.

  take care,
  Scott
  when his time comes, may pay someone to yell "Boogity, boogity,
boogity"