I don’t remember where I got this:
Top 10 signs you’re at a NASCAR fan’s funeral:
10: Casket features an exact replica of Mikey’s paint scheme. Cutaway
version is available to see special features of the casket
9: Deceased is referred to as being "out of the race for the chase"
8: Heart-stirring eulogies delivered by Mike Joy and Jeff Hammond
7: "Amazing Grace" performed by nine-year-old girl from Bristol, TN.
6: Only the first 43 cars allowed in procession to burial site.
5: Hearse referred to as "pace car"
4: Cars in procession weave back and forth to clean off tires
3: Cars caught speeding leaving chapel must go the back of
procession.
2: First-time mourners have yellow stripe on the back of the their
cars.
1: No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel.
take care,
Scott
when his time comes, may pay someone to yell "Boogity, boogity,
boogity"