The Winston Cuppers tee off Sunday afternoon at Bruton Smith’s Charlotte
Country Club, all looking to put together that perfect round. But you can
bet your Merle Haggard collection there’s gonna be a truckload of trouble
between the first tee and that coveted checkered jacket–not the least of
which will be the hazards the players will present to each other.
Rainbow the Wonder Tiger is only about a short 7-iron away from the
championship, and if he don’t plunk it in the water too many times in
these last few rounds, he ought to be able to maintain his place on top
the season leader board.
However, history has showed us that when the leaves turn color, his game
goes south, so don’t write out that championship check just yet. As for
this week’s action, the kid won’t suffer a total collapse, but his score
card is gonna have more bogeys on it than he’s used to seeing, and he’ll
finish well off the lead.
On the other hand, the Golden Valvoline Bear will be hitting it long and
straight all day. And with a soft touch around the greens, he’ll be in
contention all the way to the end.
That other multi-colored bunch is coming off a reasonably decent
performance last week, and if they don’t Skittle themselves into a
concrete sand trap, the Swervin’ Shark in the #36 could be in for two
pretty good rounds in a row. However, look for that rusty colored Walrus
to miss the cut and be long gone by sundown.
There’s a strange looking cloud in the Colonel’s old crystal ball this
week, so don’t be too surprised if you find an unexpected winner in the
clubhouse on Sunday.
But I wouldn’t put any money on it. Cause this is the week that the
sleeping giant from the Yates Estate in Gotham City brings his #88
Bat-cart to the links and aces the field.
This is Colonel Lester L. Lugnuts, and that’s the way it’s gonna be.
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